Joey's laws of Fat

Law 1:

Those who are fat will remain fat unless acted upon by an external force and internal motivation.

The external forces can be some situations like below:

1)Your old loose jeans no longer fits you.

2)Your parlour lady comments "Weight zyada ho gaya"

3)You go for shopping and the salesman shows you only XL or XXL clothes.

4)When you are just tempted to eat that calorie loaded sweet, your partner says, "You really think you should be eating that?"

All the above external forces lead to some sulking and internal motivation :)

Law 2:

Your current Fat equals Amount of fat you have taken in addition to the fat you already have minus the fat you reduced(usually negligible)

Pretty self explanatory.. TF = CF +EF -RF Where RF always leads to ZERO.

Where TF= total fat, CF =Current Fat, EF= Earned Fat and RF= Reduced Fat

Fat attracts fat and more fat and you need to just keep adding unless you really think you have sweated it out and there is something to be subtracted.

Law 3:

For every calorie spent, there are usually double calories waiting to be added.

OK let me explain this more.. this ones most dangerous..

Whenever we exercise and looks like we lost some fat, we get an overconfidence on ourselves that its so easy.. its achievable after all and we think we can always have that sweet.. its well deserved and earned!! We can always exercise and reduce No? But what generally happens is after the initial success of some weight loss, followed by marathon eating , there always exists more weight gain which kills the motivation to exercise coz.. no then we will feel that No matter how much we exercise, we are only gaining weight.. so why exercise !!??comfortably forgetting about the sweet indulgence)

I think I need to patent the above laws .. May be someday I will become as famous as Newton and my laws will be taught at all the slimming centers across the world :) :)