Ok these are copy paste from my friends email.. but liked them so posting them here.
1)Arz kiya hai…Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…....................A for Apple B for Banana…WAH WAH…!!======================================================================================= (2)Arz kiya hai…
Kal tak thee jo meri present…Kal tak thee jo meri present…........Aaj ho gayee hai past…....Kal tak thee jo meri present…Aaj ho gayee hai past….......Offer valid till stocks last.. :-P=======================================================================================(3) Arz kiya hai…Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seeng……Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seeng……....................Toh Bakri bhi maregi bakre ko seeng.======================================================================================= (4)Arz kiya hai…Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya…Wah-Wah, Wah-Wah…Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya…
;;;Ki Uske papa ne dekh liya aur ICU mai hosh aaya…=======================================================================================(5)Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ................Waah! Waah!..Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ..........."Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!" =======================================================================================(6)Teacher to student : 1 chiku ke ped pe 10 kele lage hai, usme se 5 aam gir gaye , to btao ab kitne angoor bache…Raju : Sir 10 hathi bache…Teacher: Arrey waah, tumhe kaise pata chala
Raju : Kyunki aaj main tiffin mein methi ke pronthe laaya hun..=======================================================================================(7)Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach........Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach..........Asali masale sach sachMDH.....MDH ...!=======================================================================================(8) Ek Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega?????????????????????? !!!!!!….!!!….Ek Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota hai Maine suna Hai............................................ ============================================================
===========================(9) A scientist disconnected his doorbell.......can u guess why??? ???? try think!!! donno??? cuz .............!!!!!!!!he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!! :P=======================================================================================(10)Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
Gaur farmaiye Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter.......Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter=======================================================================================(11)1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss.....................Mutual funds are subjected to market risks……!!!!
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