Grow up again???

There is this song in the movie 3 idiots.. "Gimme some Sunshine, gimme some rain, Gimme another chance, I wanna grow up once again".
But how many of you really want to grow up once again? No, Not me!!
I mean, yeah childhood was fun, no responsibilities and all that but growing up again also means studying history , geography and civics all over again! Urgggg! And it also means giving all the monday tests, board exams, entrance exams all over again! More than all that theres something else ... I was this healthy and chubby types all through out the school. While my friends in my peer group started getting love letters right from class 7, I was getting nicknames like King Kong Bundy(remember the WWF guy?.. yes the same one), KKb or K^2B for lazy people! It was a pain to listen through all your friends interesting love stories or be the agony aunt and never to have anything remotely interesting to tell! My mom had never let me diet and to make it worse she always gave me high carb foods like Kaju burfi, complan, cakes, chicken which I could never ever resist! which obviously resulted in more healthy outcome :)
And then being the second child in the family, there was always this pressure of doing better than my sister, which never really happened!
So If I have to grow up again, I have to go to an international school where there are not many exams, I should always top the few exams that I will have, and yeah no nick names please and yeah may be one or two admirers to boast of before friends!!!

I love Butterflies!

Yesterday a beautiful yellow and black butterfly came and flew around me and sat right on my hand.

Did it think I was a flower or am I really that sweet ;-)

P.S: Tag this post under self -adulation

Ever wondered what your dad thinks of you? I never even gave it a thought and just assumed that he must be thinking that his daughter is the best and a very good human being :)

I got this opportunity to know what he thinks of me. My dad took me to a homeopathic doc post delivery for some health issue. This doc wanted to know about my current emotional status before giving any medication (Post-partum deppression, anyone?) . So the doc went on asking questions about what am thinking and am I happy. If am suppressing my anger and I was giving all sorts of contradicting answers. I told him am happy but am also suppressing anger.. :) He got so confused that he decided to ask my dad about me..

The first question he asked my dad was.. what kind of a person is she? Will she agree for what others say in order to make them happy or wants to get things done her way. (I Still dont know why the doc asked this.. really!) I was half hoping that my dad would say, yeah shez more than willing to do anything to make others happy... but NO!! All he said was.. NO, she takes a very strong stance on what she wants and is not very malleable :) :) Really dad? I thought I did adjust a lot and did all things your way and made you happy :P

Ok.. a reality check done! So.. cmon people.. go find out what your dad thinks of you.. you may end up finding the real you!

Joey's laws of Fat

Law 1:

Those who are fat will remain fat unless acted upon by an external force and internal motivation.

The external forces can be some situations like below:

1)Your old loose jeans no longer fits you.

2)Your parlour lady comments "Weight zyada ho gaya"

3)You go for shopping and the salesman shows you only XL or XXL clothes.

4)When you are just tempted to eat that calorie loaded sweet, your partner says, "You really think you should be eating that?"

All the above external forces lead to some sulking and internal motivation :)

Law 2:

Your current Fat equals Amount of fat you have taken in addition to the fat you already have minus the fat you reduced(usually negligible)

Pretty self explanatory.. TF = CF +EF -RF Where RF always leads to ZERO.

Where TF= total fat, CF =Current Fat, EF= Earned Fat and RF= Reduced Fat

Fat attracts fat and more fat and you need to just keep adding unless you really think you have sweated it out and there is something to be subtracted.

Law 3:

For every calorie spent, there are usually double calories waiting to be added.

OK let me explain this more.. this ones most dangerous..

Whenever we exercise and looks like we lost some fat, we get an overconfidence on ourselves that its so easy.. its achievable after all and we think we can always have that sweet.. its well deserved and earned!! We can always exercise and reduce No? But what generally happens is after the initial success of some weight loss, followed by marathon eating , there always exists more weight gain which kills the motivation to exercise coz.. no then we will feel that No matter how much we exercise, we are only gaining weight.. so why exercise !!??comfortably forgetting about the sweet indulgence)

I think I need to patent the above laws .. May be someday I will become as famous as Newton and my laws will be taught at all the slimming centers across the world :) :)

Papa kehte hain bada naam karega.. beta humara aisa kaam karega

I had second thoughts before putting this post up.. but then thought again.. WTF.. this is my blog, so I can post whatever I want to. Ok with so much of hype created.. let me just go on with the actual content of the post..

The other day when I was watching TV (Ok.. I watch TV everyday.. most of the time!!) , I came across this Commercial for StayFree, there is this guy who comes to meet the girl for marriage proposal and this girl takes him around her city just to get to know him better. She jumps, runs to catch a bus and all and the guy just follows her happily. So that's the ad stating how happily the girl is running around even when her Aunt has visited her and hence stayfree :)

All that's fine, but I was thinking about the guy who acted in the commercial.. I have not seen him in any other commercial or soap till date so this must've been his first breakthrough ever on TV. Wondering what the guy would have told his parents when he was signed up for this commercial. "Mom, Mom Ive been selected for a commercial.. my first contract signed!!"

Mom says" Wow son.. congratulations.. I always knew you would make us proud.. by the way which commercial is it beta?"

"Mom.. Mom... its.. Mom.. Its.. er ..StayFree"..

I am still wondering what his mom's reaction wouldve been!

Jan 11:
Mood: Good
Colour: Black
Song: yeh dil.. deewana.. deewana hai yeh dil!

Gyaan : Am happy coz we planted some plants yesterday, contributing in a small way to the mother nature coz we care! we respect our mother.. mother nature and want to give a clean and green environment to our children. We use bio degradable plastic covers to dump garbage, plant trees and do whatever we can to minimise pollution. Our lil bit for nature..

Papaya and Spouses!

Ok I missed about yday..

9th Jan 2010:

Gyaan: Papaya's with seeds always taste better than the ones without seeds. But while buying you never know whats inside the papaya, you just know the papaya looks good from outside and hope that it has seeds and tastes sweet.. just like spouses.. before marriage you never know what the person is really like.. you just know the person looks good (to your eye) and seems to be nice and you just hope he or she has enough seeds and turns out to be good n sweet :)

phew.. what an anology.. Papaya and spouses!!

Mood: was OK

Colour:Maroon

State of Mind: Little light :)

Song of the day: Pyaar dewaana hotha hai mastana hotha hai Harr khushi se harr gham se begaana hotha hai

8th jan, 2010..

Life is all about Attrition and Accumulation
Attrition of soul and Accumulation of fat!

Mood: close to ok..
Colour: Off white
State of mind: Confused
Song of the day: Hanste hanste kat jaaye raste, zindagi yun hi chalti rahe....